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The secret of a perfect relationship

 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks and cleans from time to time, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other

  Expensive Barbie

A man walks into Toys-R-Us and says to the sales assistant, ‘Could you show me your Barbie dolls, please?’ ‘Certainly, sir,’ she says. ‘Here, we have Fashion Barbie at £15.95, Vacation Barbie, also £15.95, Housewife Barbie – that’s £15.95 too – and Divorcee Barbie, at £215.95.’ The man is astonished. ‘Why’s Divorcee Barbie so much?’ he asks. ‘She looks the same as the others to me.’ ‘Well, sir,’ says the assistant, ‘that’s because Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s dog…’