Surgical preferences
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”.
The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order”.
The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, “I like operating on lawyers”.
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their butts and brains are interchangeable”.
The psychiatric hotline
We’ve all had the annoying experience of calling up a hotline and waiting on the phone for eons to hear all the choices the lucky touch-tone dialers receive. Well, think how frustrating that would be if you were calling the….
PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
The telephone rings and an answering machine answers… “Welcome to the psychiatric hotline.” If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If your are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press….no one will answer anyway…..
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